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Mrs Fellowes says…

… JAN R has continued to develop her talent in role play and impersonations this year.  One thoroughly entertained the class during our re-enactment of the Royal Wedding,  which resulted in One being selected to be head of the Royal Fan Club by One’s peers.

It is my hope that Jan will be able to expand upon these talents by taking the lead in the school production of ‘ Fanny by Gaslight’ in the Spring Term.

Jan plays well with others but must make certain not to be led astray by mischievous classmates such as Stuart and Andrew.  After they encouraged her to take an aperitif of ‘medicinal’ compound she found herself quite undone and incapable of participating in wake and shake with the class the following morning! It is my hope that she has learned her lesson and now understands that even though it smells like medicine,  looks like medicine and tastes like medicine it is not necessarily going to be good for her.

…PAUL B, is a very sociable boy,  who is never happier than when he is playing dressing up with his friends.  He enjoys dance and drama and is always an eager participant in those lessons.  With a bit more practice sand a better understanding of ‘left’ and ‘other left’,  I am certain that he will soon reach the next level.

He is an extremely safety conscious boy and can often be found clutching the odd bottle of anti-freeze or screen wash.  However for the comfort of himself and his friends, he needs t0 take heed of the ‘fill levels’ as he has a tendency to over fuel,  which  has at times resulted in an inability to coordinate himself or even locate his dormitory.

…JUSTIN L, is a hardworking and conscientious boy.  His success as class milk monitor last year resulted in him being given the responsibility of ‘key holder’ this term.  He took this duty very seriously.  So much so that at times it was extremely difficult to get him to relinquish the key. When his tenacity resulted in the caretaker nearly being arrested for breaking into the classroom,  the Head teacher felt that Justin would do better directing his passions in a more academic direction.

This is when Justin developed a keen interest in Chemistry.  Although not all of his experiments ended quite as well as he would have liked.  On a recent field trip to Newquay,  his research turned somewhat combustive.  This new area of his learning required him to work with highly volatile substances such as Tequila.  He found that when this chemical is mixed with the equally volatile Cider,  the unpredictable ‘Jack Daniels’ and a wide range of unstable elements the results are positively explosive!

… FRANK S, has been trying hard this year and his behaviour on the carpet has improved slightly as a result.  However I have had to continually remind him not to wear his questionable headwear in class!

I cannot find the words to explain the calamity that ensued, when during a recent lesson, he was asked to approach the whiteboard.His friend Justin nearly lost more than an eye and i am sure you can appreciate the time it took to reassure Sally’s parents that she will in time recover and be able to sit properly again.

On a positive note,  Frank has been working hard in Maths and Geometry, mastering the ‘angle of the dangle’ with great precision.  This proved useful during an inter house ‘conkers’ championship where it was found that little boys who aim properly are always an asset.

He continues to display an extraordinary interest in the female anatomy and in truth it is during these lessons that is he is most alert.

…SPECIAL MENTIONS go to GREG and COLIN for their enthusiastic and energetic wake and shake performance to ‘Cotton Eyed Joe” and the Home Economics class for their baking contributions for the school canteen, for which they received GOLD STARS.

Some say..

….that Kevin keeps appearing on the News.

Trouble is he is always standing on the same spot.

No wonder it is taking so long to fix the damaged wall at Bridgwater!